This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a beer. The drunk guy next to him says: "Do you want to know something cool? If you jump out the window here, the air current 10 floors down is so strong, it picks you up and pushes you through the window on that floor." The new guy doesn't believe it, so the drunk walks over to the window, and jumps out. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. And at the 10th floor he flies in through the window. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again and says "see?" The new guy still isn't convinced and thinks it was a fluke. So the drunk orders a beer, finishes it and then jumps out the window again. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. And at the 10th floor he flies in through the window again. Five minutes later and he's back. "WOW!" exclaims the newcomer, "Are you sure it's safe?" "Of course. It's simple physics." So the newcomer orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. 11. 14. 20. Splat. The drunk shrugs and goes back to the bar and orders another beer. The bartender looks over to the guy and says,
"You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
Tuesday, January 27, 2015 at 11:30PM
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Reminds me of this joke:
This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a beer. The drunk guy next to him says: "Do you want to know something cool? If you jump out the window here, the air current 10 floors down is so strong, it picks you up and pushes you through the window on that floor." The new guy doesn't believe it, so the drunk walks over to the window, and jumps out. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. And at the 10th floor he flies in through the window. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again and says "see?" The new guy still isn't convinced and thinks it was a fluke. So the drunk orders a beer, finishes it and then jumps out the window again. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. And at the 10th floor he flies in through the window again. Five minutes later and he's back. "WOW!" exclaims the newcomer, "Are you sure it's safe?" "Of course. It's simple physics." So the newcomer orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out. 1. 2. 4. 6. 9. 11. 14. 20. Splat. The drunk shrugs and goes back to the bar and orders another beer. The bartender looks over to the guy and says,
"You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
Loving the specific use of color. Really fits in with the comics and adds a nice touch. Also f*#k you, Superman.