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It's especially bad when they bring it up some 15 years later. Me: "Man, I really banged my elbow today."Her: "I was pregnant 15 years ago."Me: "..."
Haha. Keep up the great work!
Would you like a little cheese with your whine? ...Ass in front of the TV, again.
Yes, being pregnant sucks. Big time! Give your wife a hug from me.
Pfft, I stepped on a Lego once... Anyway, condolences. Pregnancy's a pain, birth is excruciating and the troubles don't end there. Best of luck.
Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact. Then go to the store and buy every kind of pickle, peanut butter, and potato chip you can find.
Sunday, March 29, 2015 at 11:47PM
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It's especially bad when they bring it up some 15 years later.
Me: "Man, I really banged my elbow today."
Her: "I was pregnant 15 years ago."
Me: "..."
Haha. Keep up the great work!
Would you like a little cheese with your whine? ...Ass in front of the TV, again.
Yes, being pregnant sucks. Big time! Give your wife a hug from me.
Pfft, I stepped on a Lego once... Anyway, condolences. Pregnancy's a pain, birth is excruciating and the troubles don't end there. Best of luck.
Just back away slowly and don't make eye contact. Then go to the store and buy every kind of pickle, peanut butter, and potato chip you can find.